1. I’m slutty.
2. The first time some dude shook me and called me his sweet little idiot, I would knee him in the balls.
3. If some billionaire knocked me up I sure as well wouldn’t be raising his baby without a crapload of child support.
4. I don’t care how rich and handsome a dude is. If he doesn’t have a sense of humor he will barely register as existing.
5. I never suffer anything silently.
Oh, well. Maybe I could be a heroine in some other genre?